1. CUSTOMER CARE STUDENTS:~ This category of people will keep on receiving calls from the moment they enter the class till when they sleep off or leave. If you sit beside them "sorry", you wouldn't be able to concentrate. And it is more common among ladies.
2. THE OBSERVERS:~ This category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimpse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.
3. THE LATE COMMERS:~ This set of people, common among girls make sure they enter the class only when the class is full. If you get to class between 4-7pm, you will notice that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30pm when their presence will be noticed by everybody.
4. THE PREACHERS:~ This set of people annoys every reader in the class that came to read silently. But nobody can pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God's word. The worst part is that these preachers usually come to preach after they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.
5. THE HUNTERS:~ This are usually guys. If I mention everything without mentioning our guys (and sometimes babes) who come to night class to look for partners then the list is incomplete. This set of people come to class every night to seek new partners and friends. They usually carry only 1 book, phone in hand and move from class to class.
6. THE LOCOMOTIVE READERS:~ These set of people move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.
7. THE FAST GUY/GURL:~ They usually look very innocent when they are reading beside you. But they are waiting for the right operation time when you're off guard. They steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.
8. THE CHRONIC SLEEPERS:~ Hmmm, At times you wonder why these set of people bothered to come to class. The very moment these people enter the class, they lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they leave. They are always victims of the category of (#7) people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that they snore without regards and they fart without conscience.
9. THE BOOKWORMS:~ They are the 1st class, grade A & B students. They will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. They usually organize tutorials for other students in class. Sometimes you wonder what they do during the day.
10. THE EATERS:~ They will bring biscuit, viju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.
11. THE PINGERS & CHATTERS:~ This set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with up to three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.
12. THE COUPLES:~ They always come to class in group. They spend their entire time talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go home.
13. THE POLITICIANS:~These are the set of students that come to the night class to campaign for political posts...either at the SUG level, faculty level or department. Na so so manifesto be their own.
14. THE COMEDIANS:~ These set of students come to class to crack jokes. Some are also AJAP members. Since their voices and the laughter around them are audible, students around them tend to listen more to them.
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